Vodka Gummy Bears
- Gummy bears or worms
- Glass container
Pour gummy bears into glass container and add vodka until liquid peeks over the top of the bears. The amount and brand is at your discretion, though 1 1/2 cups of vodka works well. (You can use flavored vodka for a fruitier taste.) Stir bears and place the container into the fridge. Set for a minimum of five days, stirring the bears a few times each day. The bears will absorb the vodka and swell in size. If there is a lot of leftover juice/vodka, you may drain it or, better yet, drink it!
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
It is those that are closest to you, who know the most about you and have the capability to hurt you the most.