Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.
glittercocaine:

Vodka Gummy Bears
Vodka
Gummy bears or worms
Glass container
Pour gummy bears into glass container and add vodka until liquid peeks over the top of the bears. The amount and brand is at your discretion, though 1 1/2 cups of vodka works well. (You can use flavored vodka for a fruitier taste.) Stir bears and place the container into the fridge. Set for a minimum of five days, stirring the bears a few times each day. The bears will absorb the vodka and swell in size. If there is a lot of leftover juice/vodka, you may drain it or, better yet, drink it!

glittercocaine:

Vodka Gummy Bears

  • Vodka
  • Gummy bears or worms
  • Glass container

Pour gummy bears into glass container and add vodka until liquid peeks over the top of the bears. The amount and brand is at your discretion, though 1 1/2 cups of vodka works well. (You can use flavored vodka for a fruitier taste.) Stir bears and place the container into the fridge. Set for a minimum of five days, stirring the bears a few times each day. The bears will absorb the vodka and swell in size. If there is a lot of leftover juice/vodka, you may drain it or, better yet, drink it!

During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
It is those that are closest to you, who know the most about you and have the capability to hurt you the most.